Summer venting...

For the record, this is not about YOU, or you, or even you! This is my vent about about our neighbor who shouldn't own a dog, have a child or even breath good air.

Last week they headed off for vacation, the 16th to be exact. Upon our return home from the best weekend ever, a neighbor came to Mommy and said their dog had been barking for several hours. Mommy ignored the nosey neighbor and went about her business. That afternoon into deep evening Maya the dog was barking uncontrollable, there were no lights on the house and it was really bad. Nosey neighbor came back over and said they were calling the po-po because they felt she was left for death.  Mommy texted neighbor and said hey dog is barking badly for several hours, want me to check on her? Neighbor says no, my brother is staying there. Mommy says wrong, no one has been here, it's dark and nosey neighbor calling po-po. He said bro will be there in 10 mins.

Next day neighbors Mother-inLaw my favorite pee target arrives and swoops the dog up and takes her to her place.

Mommy is happy for dog, but thinks they suck as humans. All of them.

Yesterday in the midst of my sister Mags being sick, Mommy is outside and see's said neighbor and he informs her he is swormed with fleas and ticks. HELLO ??? So Mommy runs in the house (yes runs) and puts on yard clothes, and takes to the yard to treat it so the creepy crawlies do not invade, and by the way, Mags is sick and there's that.

They say their exterminator is coming and they are going to go to the beach. HELLO morons a little spraying isn't going to do the trick with infestation. But we are not the bug people. They did not spray their yard, they did not have the bug guy come, something about a past invoice???

So piece of trash people who think it's a big joke, my yard unfortunately is connected to you. My industrial strength stuff hopefully covers me and my yard...

By the way, this is the neighbor I stole (rehomed) their dog. I am not stealing the other dog, my good deeds are done.

Save the date - Party at the Shore and more...

It's going to be a great party! We are celebrating something special and hope that you can attend. This is in honor of Sam our favorite Bulldog Artist!

If you cannot come we understand the travel involved. I am sure there will be lots of pictures.

Back to basics - It's New Toy Tuesday

So many people have come into our lives, and some have left. While we mourn the ones who died, we gladly opened the door to those who were toxic and needed to leave.

We are back to basics in our house. We are taking things one day at a time and celebrating New Toy Tuesday's with vigor. Mommy said there isn't anyone or anything more important than Gunner and Maggie, the rest is grey matter that clouds the world with false b.s.

I think today may be chicken Tuesday in honor of Cinco de Mayo. I hope Maggie and I score big with the new toys. We are excited that Mommy has placed us back in the front row of priorities.

Here is something I heard her say and it makes a lot of sense, even to me a bulldog...

God only lends you the great things in life. Special animals and people should be treasured, not taken for granted. When you don't feel good about someone or something, it's God's way of saying move along...

So while we are on loan, we are enjoying it all very much.

Gunner

Weekend coming to a close...

Wow what a weekend. So much to say... The weekend plans for Sam's big party at the Shore this summer is coming along very well. The invitations will be mailed this week when Mommy is back, and the plans and swag bags are coming together.

The Kentucky Derby was a total and complete score for the $$ Gods.

The memorial was very nice and Mommy is on hiatus from her duties... We have had a nice relaxing time with the man-sitter and today as she is home from the "stuff" she had to take care of, we are getting the full love and affection we demand.

The flowers we sent Mom are being re-delivered so Mommy can enjoy them the whole week. - and I don't want want to brag here, but I paid for them out of my own boney bone money. The mailbox money came again and cha-ching I scored.

Maggie needs to find herself a Gig to score some loot, I am tired of having to cover her share.

Happy First week in May to our friends and family! Tomorrow should be a great day!!!

May Day 2015

Happy May Day 2015.

Here in the Bulldog land we are celebrating with Mommy and friends. First off Mommy is ON hiatus from any and all work duties. Today starts a good month long or longer hiatus of job duties.

May Day starts with fresh flowers being delivered and throughout the day we will have flowery things. Watch for collar bows and cheerful things.

It's a long standing tradition to do the May Pole dance. However Mommy is a little afraid of the Fertility Gods and their possible nasty joke they might play, so she is sitting the ribbon affair out this year. We do not want any stinking hooman babies stealing any of Mommies time from us!!!!

To close out the day we are having a bon fire to commemorate May Day. We have marshmellows, hot dogs, s'mores and friends tonight.

I will update with pictures when the flowers arrive that Daddy, Maggie and I sent to Mommy.